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Better Dick Next Time - The Unorthobox

Better Dick Next Time

$99.00
Better Dick Next Time
  • Better Dick Next Time
  • Add Bottle of Baby Gin (200ml)

This variant is currently sold out.

The Break-Up Box
How to get over a breakup? Firstly, don’t fall in love. Catch flights, not feelings. Catch a ball, not feelings. Catch up on reality reruns, not feelings. However if it is too late for your bestie (it happens to the best of us), then this box is custom made to wipe the tears away.

What's in the box?

  • We suggest pairing the ROSÉ ROSÉ cans with a slice of cold breakfast pizza, why? Because a breakup has no rules.

or

  • ADD a bottle (200ml) of Baby Gin! She is so cute and delicious with a juniper heavy, true gin taste, floral and berry notes (click on the drop-down menu to add Baby Gin).
  •  Prospect Project candle with the scent they need to smell and the words they need to see - "Boyfriends are nice but I am in a committed relationship with alcohol and poor decisions."
  • This Sydney Soap Lip Scrub helps get those plump babies ready for all the new adventures they are about to go on.
  • Getting back on the saddle after a breakup is tough, so to make this queen feel like she is on top again, included is a Jonny Condoms overnight pack.
  • Breakups and double-coated chocolate Tim Tams (no words needed)
  • They may feel like chewing up some D and these delicious Vitamin D gummy lolly dicks are the perfect medicine.
  • Purposefully designed and giggle-inducing handwritten Type Creamery card.
     

 This all gets packed into an Unorthobox!

Buyer/Recipient must be 18 +

Note: due to stock levels the gummy dicks will come in a clear sealed bag in place of a jar (photographed).

Better Dick Next Time - The Unorthobox
Better Dick Next Time - The Unorthobox
Better Dick Next Time - The Unorthobox
Better Dick Next Time - The Unorthobox
Better Dick Next Time - The Unorthobox
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