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Cocktail Box
The perfect present doesn't exist...oh wait, yeah it does!
It’s not a penis but we think they might appreciate these ready to go cock... tails and a bag of jelly dicks even more!
What’s in the box:
Your choice of:
- Salted Caramel Espresso Martini 110ml (12%Alc/Vol) by Melbourne Martini
or
- Tommy Tequila Margarita 130ml (13.17% Alc/Vol) by Melbourne Martini
or
- Naked Negroni 120ml (16% Alc/Vol) by Melbourne Martini.
- Place these tasty cocktails on Monster Threads Ceramic Coasters with artwork created by Aussie artists.
- A delicious bag of edible gummy dicks will go down a treat.
- It would not be the ultimate gift without Chow Cacoa Vegan Chocolate (40g)
- Purposefully designed and giggle-inducing Type Creamery card, handwritten by us with your message.
- Option to add gold dick confetti for $5 (drop-down menu under 'flavour')
This all gets packed into an Unorthobox!

