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Cock in a Box - The Unorthobox

Cock in a Box

$89.95
Naked Negroni
  • Naked Negroni
  • Tommy Margarita
  • Salted Caramel Espresso Martini
  • Add gold Dick confetti

This variant is currently sold out.

Cocktail Box 

The perfect present doesn't exist...oh wait, yeah it does!
 

It’s not a penis but we think they might appreciate these ready to go cock... tails and a bag of jelly dicks even more!

What’s in the box:

Your choice of:

  • Salted Caramel Espresso Martini 110ml (12%Alc/Vol) by Melbourne Martini

or 

  • Tommy Tequila Margarita 130ml (13.17% Alc/Vol) by Melbourne Martini

or

  • Naked Negroni 120ml (16% Alc/Vol) by Melbourne Martini.
  • Place these tasty cocktails on Monster Threads Ceramic Coasters with artwork created by Aussie artists.
  • A delicious bag of edible gummy dicks will go down a treat.  
  • It would not be the ultimate gift without Chow Cacoa Vegan Chocolate (40g)
  • Purposefully designed and giggle-inducing Type Creamery card, handwritten by us with your message.
  • Option to add gold dick confetti for $5 (drop-down menu under 'flavour')

This all gets packed into an Unorthobox!

Cock in a Box - The Unorthobox
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