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Ctrl-Alt-Divorce - The Unorthobox

Ctrl-Alt-Divorce

$99.00

Divorce Box 

It’s an EMERGENCY! 

SOS, 000, 911 this box comes with the essentials to get this fox feeling fierce again.  

What's in the box?

  • We suggest pairing the ROSÉ ROSÉ cans with a slice of cold breakfast pizza, why? Because divorce has no rules.
  • A Prospect Project candle with the scent they need to smell and words they need to see to get over this  - "The smells like hot girl summer."
  • This Sydney Soap Apple Lip Scrub helps get those plump babies ready for all the new adventures they are about to go on.
  • Getting back on the saddle after a breakup is tough, so to make this queen feel like she is on top again, included is a Jonny Condoms overnight pack.
  • Divorce and double-coated chocolate Tim Tams (no words needed)
  • They may feel like chewing up some D and these delicious Vitamin D gummy lolly dicks are the perfect medicine.
  • Purposefully designed and giggle-inducing handwritten Type Creamery card.

 This all gets packed into an Unorthobox!

Buyer/Recipient must be 18 +

Note: due to stock levels the gummy dicks will come in a clear sealed bag in place of a jar (photographed).

Ctrl-Alt-Divorce - The Unorthobox
Ctrl-Alt-Divorce - The Unorthobox
Ctrl-Alt-Divorce - The Unorthobox
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