Ctrl-Alt-Divorce

$79.95

It’s an EMERGENCY!

SOS, 000, 911 this box comes with the essentials to get this fox feeling fierce again.

What's in the box?

We suggest pairing the ROSÉ ROSÉ cans with a slice of cold breakfast pizza, why? Because divorce has no rules.
A Prospect Project candle with the scent they need to smell and words they need to see to get over this - "The smells like hot girl summer."
This Sydney Soap Apple Lip Scrub helps get those plump babies ready for all the new adventures they are about to go on.
Getting back on the saddle after a divorce is tough, so to make this queen feel like she is on top again we have included a Jonny Condoms overnight pack.
Divorce and chocolate is the perfect match, therefore included is delicious Chow Cacoa Vegan Chocolate.
Purposefully designed and giggle-inducing Type Creamery card, handwritten by us with your message.

This all gets packed into an Unorthobox!