It’s an EMERGENCY!
SOS, 000, 911 this box comes with the essentials to get this fox feeling fierce again.
What's in the box?
- We suggest pairing the ROSÉ ROSÉ cans with a slice of cold breakfast pizza, why? Because divorce has no rules.
- A Prospect Project candle with the scent they need to smell and words they need to see to get over this - "The smells like hot girl summer."
- This Sydney Soap Apple Lip Scrub helps get those plump babies ready for all the new adventures they are about to go on.
- Getting back on the saddle after a breakup is tough, so to make this queen feel like she is on top again, included is a Jonny Condoms overnight pack.
- Divorce and double-coated chocolate Tim Tams (no words needed)
- They may feel like chewing up some D and these delicious Vitamin D gummy lolly dicks are the perfect medicine.
- Purposefully designed and giggle-inducing handwritten Type Creamery card.
This all gets packed into an Unorthobox!
Buyer/Recipient must be 18 +
Note: due to stock levels the gummy dicks will come in a clear sealed bag in place of a jar (photographed).