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Divorce Box 

It’s an EMERGENCY! 

SOS, 000, 911 this box comes with the essentials to get this fox feeling fierce again.  

What's in the box?

• We suggest pairing the ROSÉ ROSÉ cans with a slice of cold breakfast pizza, why? Because divorce has no rules.
• A Prospect Project candle with the scent they need to smell and words they need to see to get over this  - "The smells like hot girl summer."
• This Sydney Soap Apple Lip Scrub helps get those plump babies ready for all the new adventures they are about to go on.
• Getting back on the saddle after a divorce is tough, so to make this queen feel like she is on top again we have included a Jonny Condoms overnight pack.
• Divorce and chocolate is the perfect match, therefore included is delicious Chow Cacoa Vegan Chocolate.
• Purposefully designed and giggle-inducing Type Creamery card, handwritten by us with your message.
   

 This all gets packed into an Unorthobox!