Ctrl-Alt-Divorce

$99.00

It’s an EMERGENCY!

SOS, 000, 911 this box comes with the essentials to get this fox feeling fierce again.

What's in the box?

We suggest pairing the ROSÉ ROSÉ cans with a slice of cold breakfast pizza, why? Because divorce has no rules.
A Prospect Project candle with the scent they need to smell and words they need to see to get over this - "The smells like hot girl summer."
This Sydney Soap Apple Lip Scrub helps get those plump babies ready for all the new adventures they are about to go on.
Getting back on the saddle after a breakup is tough, so to make this queen feel like she is on top again, included is a Jonny Condoms overnight pack.
Divorce and double-coated chocolate Tim Tams (no words needed)
They may feel like chewing up some D and these delicious Vitamin D gummy lolly dicks are the perfect medicine.
Purposefully designed and giggle-inducing handwritten Type Creamery card.

This all gets packed into an Unorthobox!

Buyer/Recipient must be 18 +