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You're a Sick Bitch - The Unorthobox

You're a Sick Bitch

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Get Well Box 

They say laughter is the best medicine and we think there's a lot of truth to that. Give them the gift of a LOL when they really need it.  

What’s in the box?

  • Their lips resemble Coober Pedy in a dust storm, not for much longer once they slather on Sydney Soap Vanilla Lip Balm.
  • Allow them to be immersed into pure lavender bliss and soothe the body and soul with Sydney Soap Luxurious Himalayan Lavender Bath Soak (100g).
  • When they can’t get sloshed let them wear sloths by MY2SOCKS.
  • Who doesn’t want to feel better and look more beautiful at the same time? Blue Magic Tea from Tea Tonic is real-life magic, changing from blue to purple with a squeeze of lemon while boosting the lustre of hair, skin and eyes.
  • This mug-nificent, though very sick person needs a mug to sip their tea and therefore this artistically designed Monster Threads Mug is included.
  • Purposefully designed and giggle-inducing Type Creamery card, handwritten by us with your message.

This all gets packed into an Unorthobox!

You're a Sick Bitch - The Unorthobox
You're a Sick Bitch - The Unorthobox
You're a Sick Bitch - The Unorthobox
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